kat’s eye view

I like that sound of that…

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

.why does bad always feel so good?.

Women bleed once a month - Fact.

To do or not to do: that is the question.

I hate how society teaches girls at a young age that their menstrual blood is ‘dirty’ and everything about it must be hush-hush. I also hate how men contribute to this kind of sentiment by treating women like lepers and thinking a woman’s period is ‘gross’. But what I hate most is how men feel entitled to bj’s galore because a women is on her cycle.

Because a woman is on her dot, it does not automatically mean it’s bj week, if he has a partner. Why would any woman want to go down on her knees when she’s bleeding with cramps? Women should be given “Period Presents” consisting of Midol, chocolate, chips, or whatever tickles their fancy. One of my old roommates used to give me Period Presents, they were the best!

It is perfectly safe for both parties to resume intercourse during a cycle. It is actually beneficial for women because it relieves cramps and speeds the process along. When a woman orgasms during intercourse, it helps her uterus to contract and hormones called Prostagladins stimulate the blood to move out of the uterus, speeding up the whole cycle.

One of the top reasons most couples do not enjoy sex during this week is because of the mess it creates. A few towels can help prevent Battlefield 1942 in the bedroom. Or another solution can be doing it in the shower; that way the murder scene and weapon can be washed away with ease.

Either way, women should not feel ashamed, or embarrassed by this natural occurrence and sex should not be denied (by her partner) period.

Flow on my sisters, flow on.

(author’s note: when I say “men” I do not mean ALL men, or MY man. don’t get it twisted.)

When it comes to sex, women pretty much dominate the game. They can have it whenever, however, with whomever they want (not like celebrities and shit) but you know what I mean. Contrary to popular belief, it is not because men want it more than women, but because, well… that’s life.

I’m sure there are many men out there that are fortunate enough to be in similar situations (not). Go ahead and keep thinking what you want.

My philosophy is to take advantage of this situation.

And by taking advantage, I don’t mean to sleep with every man that comes your way, but to sleep with the men of choice. Be picky, you can afford to be. Size does matter. The motion of the ocean is what men with small tools say, and upon hearing those words, run, fast. If there is an X amount of men out there you can be with on any given night, then why not be with the one that does it the best, or maybe one that tickles your fancy the best?

In my professional opinion, sex is the most satisfying when it is shared between two people that connect on an emotional/mental level even though I have been known to preach that it is just a physical need and humans need to get laid once in awhile to release some tension.

ie: my boss. His out of town gf is now in town and the stick that had been lodged up his ass has magically turned into dust, which he farted out into his office that has subsequently left it smelling like what my co-worker pleasantly described as “rotting milk from a dead cow’s carcass” or something to that effect. (please don’t fire me)

Ok fine, just go get some. Whatever that some may be. Peanut M&M’s anyone?

“I don’t know what I’ve done,

Or if I like what I’ve begun,

But something told me to run,

And honey you know me it’s all or none”

Missy Higgins - Where I stood

(Green Light - John Legend) - concert @ RIMAC Arena, UCSD (i had great seats)

one-night stand is usually conceived from the bottom of a beer bottle, martini glass, or any other container used to hold an alcoholic beverage. (Or just pure alcohol, the rubbing kind…) It’s not a well thought-out action is what I’m trying to get at and just like the name, it happens just once.

So the question is: Why Just Once?

Right before all the clothes start flying off, a one-night stand is a great idea. You’re in the heat of the moment (probably drunk) and horny as hell (cuz you’re drunk) and then the clothes actually DO come off and you’re wondering “What the fuck am I doing?” and the question loops in your mind over and over again until you accept the fact that you have just engaged in a One Night Stand.

There is a high probability that the first time with anyone is awkward and bad.

You don’t know each other’s bodies. How he moves and grooves and quite honestly, you don’t think it’s natural for toes to curl back that far. Which could be the reason why the night ends as it starts. Now, if the experience is a good one (to both parties) then you’ve just made a friend. A friend with benefits (FWB) or in my terms FTF and the “One-Night Stand” title gets dismissed.

Sweeeet, you’re not really a slut-bag.

One-Night Stand Do’s & Don’ts (but mostly don’ts)

1. Do not stay overnight. Get in, get out, and move on with your life.
2. Do not kiss/hug goodbye.
3. Do not ask if they’re free next weekend.
4. Do not call the next day. Or ever.
5. Do not ask if they have a significant other. It’s too late to care.
6. DO have a good time. It is what it is, you’re there, have fun with it.

*I am by no means promoting promiscuity or am I airing out my dirty laundry. & remember, no glove = no love, no balloon = no party.*

When you can say those two sentences to the same person, that’s when you’ve found THE ONE.

 When did maintenance down there become the difference between a night of orgasmic fun, and a night spent alone?

A friend of mine has been in a relationship for about a year or so and gardening hasn’t been the best thing about it. Much to her bf’s dismay, she decided she was going to take a break for a while. 

The conversation went a little something like this:

Bf: Honey, it tickles when I go down there, could you clean it up a bit?

Gf: No.

And that was it. End of conversation. 

Having hair down there is natural. Why do some men see it as a deal breaker when approached with a full bush? In my opinion, they should be so lucky to have one served to them on any given night. (Because women are goddesses) 

Unless waxing, tweezing, shaving or laser treatment is something the woman wants to do, it shouldn’t be the deciding factor in an intimate situation. I am all for a clean cat, but when a man tells me I’m not getting any because I skipped a shave or two, he can service himself that night.

Oh, and what about some reciprocation? Manscaping much?