Blow This
Whenever I hear someone say that something ‘blows’, I tell them to ‘blow it back’ (in my head).
Funny ‘blow’ story:
So, my friends and I were exchanging bad sex stories over drinks one day and one of my guy friends said that when he was in high school, he dated a girl that had never gone down on a guy before. When he asked her to try it, she unzipped his pants, pulled off his boxers and started to ‘blow’ on his penis, like one would their birthday candles, and then asked him “did that feel good?”
Safe to say that THAT blow job totally blew.