Almost All About Me
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So this is the section where I tell you what I’m all about; a/s/l, likes, dislikes, favorites, hobbies, etc.. Unfortunately, I don’t even know who I am sometimes, so… I’m relying on 6 pictures. Take it or leave it.
On a brighter note: they say a picture is worth a million words… but pictures + captions = 1 million + however many words I use in each caption. That’s a lot of words.. Enjoy!
The Quote I Live By (Buttercup Bake Shop, NYC)
Where most people live by inspirational quotes such as, “shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, you’ll land amongst the stars”, I vote for this one instead. Sorry, I don’t have any wine for that kind of cheese.
Eat a cookie, Jenny Craig will thank you.
My Birth Date (Grey Dog Coffee, NYC)
On March the 3rd, go to 33 Carmine St. and feel free to drop me a present into this lovely yellow mailbox. I take gifts in the form of cash or cashier’s check.
My Love (Rambo)
Do not mistake his cuteness for kindness. This halitosis-suffering pup will lick the shit out of you.
Cupcakes and Apples
Both things I cannot live without. Don’t mess.
More Essentials
This is my school bag. No books, pens, or paper. I only take the most necessary things to class.
Btw, I don’t like the color pink, it likes ME.
Last Tidbit: I Am Not Your Typical Yellow-Person
Period. Paragraph.